I did not got to Lowe's 4 times in 3 days wearing the same outfit each time
I did not spend all weekend helping Hubs stain cabinets and work on the basement
I did not use my camera to take pictures of the inside of the wall... more then once
I did not eat a stick of vanilla fudge like it was a banana
I did not fix a meal of "stuff going bad"
I did not chase a bat out of my house late Saturday night
I did not dye my hair dark red and chop part of it off.
I did not sit upstairs on the computer playing while Hubs attempted to put together trim in the basement